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Home And a sample (from the begining)
A Sample from the Start of my Story

Chapter One

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A Little Bit about Myself and More about Bulgaria

My car - Toyоta Camry SolaraHaving lived in this country for almost fifteen years, I am on my way to becoming American. I speak English freely, shop, and drive a white coupe Solara with a sunroof, but not on the motorways because I’m still afraid of the speed. Sometimes I inadvertently use British English (motorway hasn’t yet become freeway, and petrol hasn’t changed into gas) because that’s how I was taught English (and French before that) back home in Bulgaria, bred to mingle and make friends in high places, and also because I did live in the UK for about six years where I met and married my handsome American husband John. He is a physics Ph.D. and we worked together in a research lab at the University of Edinburgh. It was an international affair.

It still goes on. He loves Bulgarian cooking and dirty sex jokes and puts up with a slew of bad Bulgarian habits, gradually dismantling them, helping me to get rid of: annoying flippancy, offensive directness, propensity for issuing orders, interrupting… (The list sometimes can get quite long.) And I, for my part, endure elucidations about the thermodynamics framework applied to the general principles of the theory of relativity, while helping him to adjust back in place a silky blond curl behind his left pierced earlobe, usually on weekends at Starbucks idling in the Californian morning sun, enjoying the good coffee, blissfully thinking of….

It all started one rainy November morning when I arrived by the night bus in Scotland with three suitcases, fifty dollars, my twelve-year old son, and a signed contract to work at the university.

Before that, I lived in communist Bulgaria.

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Just Finished

My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game in the Rose Valley. What is a 'Mashalla' Move?
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Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
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the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit About my Grandparents and a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
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Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
Who is that baby?

 

Presenting Bulgaria

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Facts About Bulgaria

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The Bulgarian Flag Flying Free in the Wind after Communism Collapsed

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The Bulgarian Coat of Arms (used to be on our flag, before Communism collapsed)

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That' s where Bulgaria is. It is a small country in Southeastern Europe.

Click here to see its beautiful map.

Intermission

Have you seen a Commie tebowing?

Communist bed for use after teebowing

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Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants


LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable


         "You know, I never had that problem back in Bulgaria when we were building our bright future. Could you please help? I need to understand what Johnny means by prodding me to get up, get real and get a life. Get a life – how do you translate that expression?"

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