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All About My Unfortunate Parents
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Chapter 4

All About my Unfortunate Parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Stalin over a Stray Commission's Decision; Did Comrade Pishmanov Really get a F*** on a Chairlift, or Not? A Second Suicide Unfortunately Failed.


In the mean time, the mayas unfailingly worked to help my maternal grandmother overcome every new round of unexpected communist challenges. When her two daughters were denied access to college, a helping hand came from her maid, a peasant girl from the nearby village.

Instead of getting pregnant by an unknown soldier and vanishing back home to slave away in the fields, as used to be the fate of pretty house maids before the Communist revolution, my grandmother’s kitchen help, a rose-cheeked cheerful maiden, a hick from the Rose Valley, was offered a chance to study and realize her human potential. The Party trusted her, but not the daughters of the ex-Prison Director, my aunt and my mother, because their family background was murky.

LeninAccess to higher education was strictly controlled in those years, because knowledge is power. The newly powerful people had to be good reliable cadres to further the communist ideology and strengthen the grip of the Party for the benefit of the country. To enroll, prospective university students needed a note of approval, an endorsement from their local Communist organization confirming their reliable worker’s or peasant’s origin, good character and devotion to the Party. Some cases were easy, my grandmother’s maid instantly qualified, others had to go through a commission which would normally be held in the neighborhood communist clubredHamSick50 under the hammer and sickle, the red star, and the vigilant glare of Lenin.



 
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My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game in the Rose Valley. What is a 'Mashalla' Move?
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Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
Find out...

 

the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit About my Grandparents and a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
What's that?

 

Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
Who is that baby?

 

Truth Proving Materials 4

My Mother and her friend

My mother, the happy girl on the right set to conquer the capital with beauty and charm.

A Communist Baby called Maya, born in May

A Communist Baby called Maya, born in May in a midst of a crisis.

Grand Mother and me

My maternal grandmother summoned from the Rose Valey to help.

A rat

The rat that Comrade Kukusheva put in the soup or maybe in my grandmother's French slipper.


Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants


LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable


     "The sylphlike Proto-Bulgarian beauties (high cheekbones; eyes slightly slanted, luminous, dark; lithe bodies; slinkily riding on horses) used fresh yogurt as a face treatment to beautify their skin. And then imagine what happened when the local Slav settlers came out of the forests to trade their pulses and grains for cattle, horses, and milk. Oh, my… Subsumption and subjugation – that is my Bulgarian nation! "

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