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Chapter 5

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Why My Parents Divorced? (My Mother Couldn't Buy Me a Nanny); What's the Best Thing a Commie could do in America? (Go Shopping!); A Chess Game in the Rose Valley; What is a 'Mashalla' Move?


Nadolu vodá, nagore momá. My grandmother pours a bowl of sun-heated water over my head and helps me stand up in the middle of the tin-plated washbasin in our back yard. ‘Down goes the dirty water, up goes the clean girl.’ She wraps a towel over my shoulders, as I try to get out of the basin. I have to jump over the edge, but the rim is hot and high and I’m afraid it might burn me. I hold out my arms. My grandmother lifts me up, up – nagore – all the way up to her chest, sun-heated soapy water dripping down my feet.

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My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game in the Rose Valley. What is a 'Mashalla' Move?
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Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
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the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit About my Grandparents and a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
What's that?

 

Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
Who is that baby?

 

Truth Proving Materials 5

 Aweken

My parents had arrived early that morning. They stopped to see me on their way to the sea.


I want to catch fish in the sea

I want to catch fish in the sea. I have a starched polka dot dress on.


Diado Stephan

My grandfather the ex-prison director has never cheated at chess. He used "mashalla moves".


My Father's Grandmother

My great grandmother was old, wise and loved. Women at her age proudly wore black.

Le Petit Prince - My first French Love

My very first deep great and true French Love!


Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants


LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable


     "The sylphlike Proto-Bulgarian beauties (high cheekbones; eyes slightly slanted, luminous, dark; lithe bodies; slinkily riding on horses) used fresh yogurt as a face treatment to beautify their skin. And then imagine what happened when the local Slav settlers came out of the forests to trade their pulses and grains for cattle, horses, and milk. Oh, my… Subsumption and subjugation – that is my Bulgarian nation! "

chapter 2