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Chapter 6

In the midst of the Third Petiletka; Short Intermission; All middlemen exterminated (to be continued)

During The Third Petiletka, there was no choice for consumers who were shopping for nannies, or simply needed new dentures. Nevertheless, the hoi polloi had a hilarious time united in their efforts to rebuild our country after the devastation of the war. The enthusiasm of the masses (previously exploited) came close to a religious experience due to the redemptive power of comradeship, selfless communist labor, plentiful sex, and the sacred belief in our bright future.

Intermission

Have you seen a Commie Tebowing?

Comrade Pishmanov kneeled before me with a red rose clenched in his teeth, a small thorn piercing his lip, a droplet of blood in the left corner. He declared his love – for me! – right hand over his heart, head down, eyes moist – with lust. The Party needed my body.