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The Story "About Bulgaria"
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Many abouts "About...

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My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game in the Rose Valley. What is a 'Mashalla' Move?
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Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
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the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit About my Grandparents and a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
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Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
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Presenting Bulgaria

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Facts About Bulgaria

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The Bulgarian Flag Flying Free in the Wind after Communism Collapsed

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The Bulgarian Coat of Arms (used to be on our flag, before Communism collapsed)

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That' s where Bulgaria is. It is a small country in Southeastern Europe.

Click here to see its beautiful map.

Intermission

Have you seen a Commie tebowing?

Communist bed for use after teebowing

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Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants

LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable

         "You know, I never had that problem back in Bulgaria when we were building our bright future. Could you please help? I need to understand what Johnny means by prodding me to get up, get real and get a life. Get a life – how do you translate that expression?"

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