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A Happy Communist Child

My childhood years
1 Chapter Five Extracts & Extras
 
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The Story "About Bulgaria"
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Many abouts "About...

My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game in the Rose Valley. What is a 'Mashalla' Move?
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Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
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the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit About my Grandparents and a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
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Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
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Presenting Bulgaria

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Facts About Bulgaria

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The Bulgarian Flag Flying Free in the Wind after Communism Collapsed

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The Bulgarian Coat of Arms (used to be on our flag, before Communism collapsed)

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That' s where Bulgaria is. It is a small country in Southeastern Europe.

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Intermission

Have you seen a Commie tebowing?

Communist bed for use after teebowing

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Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants

LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable

     "The sylphlike Proto-Bulgarian beauties (high cheekbones; eyes slightly slanted, luminous, dark; lithe bodies; slinkily riding on horses) used fresh yogurt as a face treatment to beautify their skin. And then imagine what happened when the local Slav settlers came out of the forests to trade their pulses and grains for cattle, horses, and milk. Oh, my… Subsumption and subjugation – that is my Bulgarian nation! "

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