A list of what's ready
"About Bulgaria"
Growing up in Communist Bulgaria, a True and Cheerful Story
Chapter 0
Forward; Disclaimer, Many Warnings, and a Joke; Legal Release Consent Form; My Talk About Bulgaria
Chapter 1
A Little Bit About Myself and More About Bulgaria
Chapter 2
A Very Short History of Bulgaria – Two Pages Max; with Included Bonus Material: 'How to Make a Communist Baby"
Chapter 3
The Square - bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; A Little Bit about my Grandparents; Plus a heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria
Chapter 4
All About my Unfortunate Parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin ; Did Comrade Pishmanov Really Get a F*** on a Chairlift, or not? A Second Suicide Unfortunately Failed
Chapter 5
Why my Parents Divorced? (My Mother Couldn't Buy me a Nanny); What's the Best Thing a Commie Can do in America? (Go Shopping!); A Chess Game in the Rose Valley; What's a 'Mashalla' Move?
The capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt! 
