Before we continue, could you please date and sign the attached Legal Release Consent Form.

Because I grew up in Communist Bulgaria, reared to become a Commie, my perceptions, memories, and interpretations of the world cannot be entirely trusted. I have been Marxist-trained, indoctrinated for life, unfortunately.  My thinking is braced by dialectics, which is a slippery Marxist approach, and you are about to experience its power. We have to be careful. We must not allow any treacherous communist spirits to brush off on you.

Please, read carefully, then date and sign the attached legal document. Thanks!

(What follows is from Chapter 0, p.4, to read the whole chapter click here after signing the consent form, of course.)

Legal Release Consent Form

Here by, I solemnly swear NOT to get influenced by what I'm about to read. I understand that I have to be cautious when reading about Bulgaria.

I also pledge NOT to act upon any of the advice given in the educational sections about Bulgaria without careful consideration, preparation, and responsible practice. In particular, the delusions I promise to be particularly careful about include, but are not limited to:

• Comrade Pishmanov’s insightful commentaries and spiritual rants;
• Bulgarian yogurt and Feta cheese recipes;
• And certain sexual ecstatic practices, especially the ones outlined in Chapter 2 with reference to the bonus material ‘How to make a communist baby’.

Failing that, I fully understand that my country, The USA, would be under the threat from, but not limited to, probiotics infestation (the Bacilicum Bulgaricum strain), promiscuous sex, and communist spirituality.

There after, it is my personal responsibility NOT to allow this to happen.

Dated and Signed:

The reader of “ABOUT BULGARIA”