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It's All About Bulgaria

 

This is an educational material "About Bulgaria" with a three-point agenda:

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      • To tell you a true story about my life under Communism and later on in freedom loving America;
      • To post additional materials, pictures, maps, jokes and other cheerful revelations about life, love and the truth about  Bulgaria, Communism and the free market;
      • And to solicit your honest opinion. We need each other to straighten our misperceptions of the world. Mine are mightily addled, so

 Thanks for the feedback!

 

Intermission (from chapter 6) 

A Communist Bed for use after tebowing Have you seen a Commie tebowing?
What those Commies were up to?
Find out! (you know where to click)

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chapter 0


The red star, hammer and sickle Forward; Disclaimer, Many Warnings and a Communist Joke; How this book was born - history of "About Bulgaria"
Let's go!

 

chapter 2


Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
Who is that baby?

 

chapter 4


Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
Find out...

 

chapter 1


More About Bulgaria A little bit about myself and more about Bulgaria, past, culture, and present
Learn about Bulgaria...

 

chapter 3


the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; With a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
What's that?

 

chapter 5


My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game with a 'Mashalla' Move.
Read more...

 
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The Story "About Bulgaria"
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Blood-curdling Commie reality

The Commies are coming

The Commies are comming, 09-09-1944

The Soviet army welcome

The Soviet army welcomed by the people


After the Revolution there were shortages in Communist Bulgaria. For instance, dentures came in only two sizes, for men or women.

Communist Dentures

My first French-speaking nanny had very big teeth.

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Presenting Bulgaria

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Facts About Bulgaria

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The Bulgarian Flag Flying Free in the Wind after Communism Collapsed

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The Bulgarian Coat of Arms (used to be on our flag, before Communism collapsed)

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That' s where Bulgaria is. It is a small country in Southeastern Europe.

Click here to see its beautiful map.

Intermission

Have you seen a Commie tebowing?

Communist bed for use after teebowing

Find out...

 

 

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Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants


LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable


        "Man, I'm really happy to discover the true value of things (the market discovery of the truth) because let's face it: Love is just another transaction – of sperm."

chapter 5