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It's all "About Bulgaria"

chapter 8

A Pioner in Communist Bulgaria"Transparency" or The True Story of Step-Uncle Slavinsky
Take a Transparency Pledge

 

chapter 7

Happy Chavdarche in Communist BulgariaCared for or Harmed by the Party? Which System is more Fraught with Fraud? My Early School Political Affiliations. What did the Commies Steal from the American People? And how You Can Get it Back with my Help.
Our Salute to the Party!

 

  chapter 6

A Communist Bed for use after tebowing In the Midst of the Third Petiletka; Short Intermission: Have you seen a Commie tebowing? (Godless, Fearless Bastards, they would do it for Sex.) All Middlemen Exterminated; Cunning Dulcolax Ads; Cooking Lunch in Bulgaria
What those Commies were up to?
Find out!

 

chapter 0

The red star, hammer and sickle Forward; Disclaimer, Many Warnings and a Communist Joke; How this book was born - history of "About Bulgaria"
Let's go!

 

chapter 2

Communist babyA very short history of Bulgaria – two pages max! With included bonus material "How to make a Communist Baby?"
Who is that baby?

 

chapter 4

Marx Gloating in Cahoots with Lenin

All about my unfortunate parents; 'No Love for their Communist Baby'; Marx gloating in cahoots with Lenin; Did Comrade Pishmanov really get a F*** on a chairlift or not?
Find out...

 

chapter 1

More About Bulgaria A little bit about myself and more about Bulgaria, past, culture, and present
Learn about Bulgaria...

 

chapter 3

the Communist Revolution The Square-bearded Canadian; My Early French Lessons; The Communist Revolution; With a Heartfelt Gift from Bulgaria.
What's that?

 

chapter 5

My Mother couldn't buy me a nanny Why my parents divorced? (My mother couldn't buy me a nanny.) What's the best thing a Commie could do in America? (Go shopping!) A chess game with a 'Mashalla' Move.
Read more...

 
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The Story "About Bulgaria"
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The Commies are coming

 The Communist Revolution 09-09-1944

The Soviet army welcome

The Soviet army welcomed by the people

After the Revolution there were shortages in Communist Bulgaria. For instance, dentures came in only two sizes, for men or women.

Communist Dentures

My first French-speaking nanny had very big teeth.

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Presenting Bulgaria

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Facts About Bulgaria

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The Bulgarian Flag Flying Free in the Wind after Communism Collapsed

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The Bulgarian Coat of Arms (used to be on our flag, before Communism collapsed)

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That' s where Bulgaria is. It is a small country in Southeastern Europe.

Click here to see its beautiful map.

Intermission

Have you seen a Commie tebowing?

Communist bed for use after teebowing

Find out...

 

 

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Delicious Bulgarian Recipes

Comrade Pishmanov's Spiritual Rants

LeninThe capitalist free market notion used to infuriate my ex-communist boss Comrade Pishmanov and trigger his infamous anti-American cant, because Communism is rooted in reality, based on substance, bolstered by logic. No Boo-Boo and bullshit. Your individual opinion doesn’t matter. You are a minion. Together the collective knows best; the collective wisdom propped up by the Communist Party, our Mother Protectress, trumps all individual perceptions for the benefit of all people; no doubt!
Who is Comrade Pishmanov?

Notable & Quotable

     "I grew up raised by the Communist System and turned out a happy Communist child, my spirit adopted by the Party, my behavior adapted for success, feeling free, confident, smart. That is how I ended up in America – shopping! Got rewarded, outsmarted them all."

chapter 5